The line forms to the left, Apple Minions.
So you purchased the iPod, iPhone, iPad, iWatch, Apple's new streaming music service, and you successfully -- and legally -- added a lower case "i" to the front of your first name, but NOW WHAT? Where do you go from here??
On "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Tuesday night, Kimmel showcased a bold new service Apple is rolling out. It works like this: For just $20 a month, you can give Apple $20 a month. What will you get? They don't know. What will they do with the money? They don't know that either.
Better to just give them the money. Don't make them ask twice.