“Kellyanne Conway drank the blood of an entire goat last night,” he cracked. “The only way Trump could be happier with this Mueller report is if a porn star rolled it up and spanked him with it.”
But he said there’s one member of Trump’s inner circle who’s not-so-secretly disappointed by the outcome: Vice President Mike Pence.
“Look at how bummed he is, he is so disappointed right now,” Kimmel said as he played a clip of Pence. “He’s like ‘I could’ve been president, now all I have left is the Space Force.’”
See his full monologue in the clip above.