Jimmy Kimmel Names ‘The New Most Annoying People In The World’

And the late night host has a solution — just for them.

Gyms are reopening as coronavirus cases continue to drop, but Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday wondered how many people will actually be going back.

“Sales of Peloton bicycles were up 172% since the pandemic started, which you all know because every one of your friends who has a Peloton tells you all about it, all the time,” the late night host said. “One of the new most annoying people in the world over the past 12 months is the friend who got a Peloton. They’ve been holed up with nothing to do but ride the bike and brag about it.”

“Pelotons are the new marathons,” he continued. “Something must be done and, fortunately, help is on the way.”

Kimmel then showed a spoof ad for a new service just for Peloton owners who can’t shut up about their exercise bikes: