Jimmy Kimmel spotted an argument on the Senate floor that was so dumb he had to respond ― with puppets.
Steve Daines (R-Mont.) on Tuesday compared women to sea turtles and eagles, and human fetuses to sea turtle eggs and eagle eggs, in a bizarre argument against abortion.
“Why do we have laws in place that protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles?” he asked, complete with props. “Because when you destroy an egg, you’re killing a preborn baby sea turtle or a preborn baby eagle.”
That caused Kimmel to break out some props of his own “to explain just how dumb that was” in his Wednesday night monologue: