John Mayer's Penis Speaks! Hates On Black Women, Embraces White Power (VIDEO)

John Mayer's bigoted penis has been in the news lately, as its taste for white women was the highlight of a ridiculous Playboy interview. Unfortunately, during that interview, it was unable to in get a word as Mayer, himself, grabbed all the headlines. That's understandable as Mayer's attempts at humor just ended up sounding racist:

My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

Though Mayer did acknowledge there are some exceptions: "Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

But we want to hear from the source. Right the horse's racist penis. Finally we can.