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John McCain is a Hotheaded Coot Who is Unfit to Lead, and We Wrote a Song About It.

Enjoy our songfor McCain and the MSM that refuses to scrutinize him.
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Whether he's calling his wife the C-word, mixing up Sunni with Shia, or making false claims about Iran, John McCain is repeatedly proving to everyone that doesn't happen to work for CNN or MSNBC that he's completely batshit insane. Enjoy our song Teflon John for McCain and the MSM that refuses to scrutinize him.

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Teflon John

Bot the nonsense only echoes for about three seconds long
They've got their fingers in their ears, they can't point out where you're wrong

Teflon John, is this thing on?
All the microphones are broken
And the lines that you've misspoken
Are met with nothing but a token nod-along
They just move on, so move along

I never ever would've guessed
That when you ride for half the price on the old Straight Talk Express
You get the Denny's senior special
And it comes with a free pass from the press

So let's not put no huffy hotheads where they really don't belong
I'd so much rather see you feeding ducks down at the pond

Teflon John, is this thing on?
All the microphones are broken
And the lines that you've misspoken
Are met with nothing but a token nod-along
They just move on
Oh Teflon John, where have they gone?
Let that sucking up begin
All your friends will let you in and that microscope will never focus on
How you've got it wrong
So move along, Teflon John

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