John Oliver Explains The Real Reason You Never Touch The Queen (VIDEO)

John Oliver was upset enough to drop his monocle when he found out the Queen had been touched. Michelle Obama met Queen Elizabeth II for the first time this week at the G-20 summit and set off a media freak-out when she put her arm around the royal.

Jon Stewart, like most Americans, thought this was just an overreaction to an arcane rule. But no, John Oliver explained that he's not worried about the Queen but Michelle.