John Oliver Lists The Habits We Should Actually Ban After Labor Day

Temporarily not wearing white isn't enough for the comedian.

John Oliver fully backs the concept of not doing certain things after Labor Day.

In fact, the “Last Week Tonight” host wants to apply the ban on wearing white after the first Monday of September to a few more habits. But he doesn’t just want them temporarily gone. No. Oliver wants them banished for good.

There are some things that after this Labor Day we should stop doing, and then never do again,” he said in a segment posted online Sunday. His hit list includes winking and saying “that’s interesting” about something when it clearly isn’t. 

Oliver also suggested that more holidays should be used as arbitrary points to stop doing things, before revealing what could be prohibited following Thanksgiving and New Year’s. 

Check it out in the clip above.