When you land a high-profile interview, don't forget to ask the important questions.
Questions like, "Would you rather have peanut butter snot or seaweed fingers?" and "Would you rather never be able to dip your cookie in milk, or always have cold french fries?"
John Oliver fielded those questions and more while waiting backstage at "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" earlier this week where he played "Would You Rather" using material supplied by fans on the Internet.
To his credit, Oliver gives surprisingly well thought out answers to some off-the-wall questions. Watch the segment, above.