Of course, Jon Stewart is actually gone from "The Daily Show" this summer because he's directing a movie in Egypt. But that hasn't stopped substitute host John Oliver from making up weird excuses at the top of the show.
Check out the supercut above for all of his ridiculous explanations.
Video produced by Oliver Noble.
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