Jon Stewart Slams CPAC: 'As Jesus Once Said, 'If You Give A Man A Fish, Don't, Period, End Of Bible'

CPAC Terrifies Jon Stewart

This year's CPAC convention offered plenty of material for Jon Stewart to dig into, and throw some shade upon, from Paul Ryan's dubious "brown bag" anecdote to Wayne LaPierre's intro music (Huey Lewis' "The Power of Love").

To sum up Ryan's point about the ills of giving free lunches to school children, Stewart recalled, "As Jesus once said, 'If you give a man a fish, don't, period, end of Bible.'"

But "The Daily Show" host simply had to hide from LaPierre's description of America as a nightmare, GTA 5-esque landscape.

Watch the clip above and click over to "The Daily Show" for more.

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