Jon Stewart has a little more than a week to go before his tenure as "Daily Show" host runs out, and people want answers.
What's he always scribbling on those blue pages? Who were his favorite guests? And if given the choice of Larry Wilmore, John Oliver and Stephen Colbert, who would he fuck, marry and kill?
On Tuesday night's show, correspondents Jordan Klepper and Hasan Minhaj extracted the answers to those fan-submitted questions with torture, including eating pizza with a knife and fork, ad-libbing Bruce Springsteen lyrics and even threatening him with the dreaded Arby's enema.
Eventually, Stewart had his torturers begging for mercy by offering a highly specific and lengthy answer to that FMK question.
Check it out in the clip above... if you think you can handle it.