Jon Stewart Exposes Boehner's Kissy Face, And 'The Turds Clogging Our Legislative Plumbing'

Remember when the Democrats ruled the Senate, and the Republicans owned the House?

"Nothing got done," Jon Stewart says.

On his show Monday, Stewart argued that nothing has changed -- even after the GOP "Red Wedding'd the Democrats" in November and took over the Senate majority. Heck, the "unstoppable tag-team" of Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Speaker John Boehner is feuding.

So, who are the "turds clogging our legislative plumbing," as Stewart puts it?

Only he and Boehner's awesome kissy face know the answer. Watch the clip above.



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    His no-nonsense approach to putting things right will be sorely missed.
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    A shaken and struggling Stewart made this excellent nine-minute address to his viewers after the terrorist attacks on New York in September 2001, holding back tears but still managing to give the audience a chuckle.
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    Steve Carell, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and many more.