Regular viewers of "The Daily Show" know that Jon Stewart believes Mitch McConnell is actually a tortoise.
But he's not just any old tortoise.
Earlier this week, McConnell said Republicans should get the credit for recent improvements in the economy despite the fact that the GOP wasn't even in control of the Senate yet.
On Thursday night's "Daily Show," Stewart explained why.
"The truth is this, and it'll blow your minds," Stewart said. "If you rub Mitch McConnell's shell, you will receive five years of business growth."
Then, Stewart did a brief but priceless rendition of McConnell singing "Friend Like Me" from "Aladdin."
Check out the clip above for Stewart's look at #TurtleBrag as well as the latest out of Afghanistan.