If you happen to be drinking wine when you read this, take a good look at the bottle. That's the length of Jonah Falcon's penis in all it's glory.
You've heard it before on HuffPost Weird News and AOL. We've documented Airport Security mistaking Jonah's 13.5-inch package for something even more lethal. We've stood by him as he struggled through unemployment. We even made him the official greeter at our now-legendary "End Of The World Party."
Now, Jonah and his whale-like protuberance have a music video, aptly titled "It's Too Big."
Adam Barta, who teamed up with Falcon, is making a name for himself by recording novelty songs with various characters who wash up on the pages of HuffPost Weird News. He's also released a deep fried ditty with "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil that might even embarrass Octomom.
We don't often review music, but Jonah is a friend of the site, and he needs a break, if only to buy a new pair of bike shorts.