Somebody had to say something!
On Sunday night, while Judd Apatow was presenting Amy Schumer with the MVP Award at the 2016 Critics' Choice Awards, he made sure to jab the Golden Globes for its oft-ridiculous film categorizations (read: "The Martian" and Matt Damon as Best Motion Picture, Comedy, and Best Actor, Comedy, respectively).
Naturally, he did so with a hilarious and profane speech, during which he specifically called out a smiling Matt Damon -- who took it all very well.
"I got Matt Damon staring at me right now, after that whole 'Golden Globes comedy thing,'" he said. "We only have one award, Matt! That's all we get. I'm like the nerd on the schoolyard and you just stole my milk money."
"I mean, can we just pick whatever category we want to be in? We have a Asian man in our movie, can I go Foreign Film now?" he added.
The comedian and "Trainwreck" director also took a shot at dramas in general, saying, "I don't mean to be weird about it, but all the dramas out there, go f**k yourself!"
You can watch the whole speech, along with Apatow's funny yet touching tribute to Schumer, in the video above.
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