Well this is one way to generate buzz: Just ask Justin Bieber to endorse your vibrating replica-penis kit.
Clone-A-Willy, a do-it-yourself dildo-maker, says it has offered the recently exposed singer $1 million to advertise it.
In a cheesily worded letter to Bieber's listed commercial agent that was also sent to The Huffington Post, Clone-A-Willy wrote: "Justin Bieber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows ... quite well-endowed. You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and "Clone-A-Willy" in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his "dating" life.
A naked Bieber and his penis were recently photographed while he vacationed in Bora Bora. The New York Daily News published the pictures, blowing up the Internet.
"I feel super violated," Bieber told Access Hollywood. His lawyers issued a cease-and-desist letter to the tabloid, threatening to sue, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
But if there's a buck to be made from the incident, Clone-A-Willy (its product shown below) is being upfront about it.
"We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature," the letter continues. "We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse 'Clone-A-Willy.' "
The brand says its kit produces "a vibrating silicone replica of any penis in the comfort of your own home."
The Huffington Post reached out to the agent addressed in the letter. No word yet.
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