You know those fights in baseball where everyone rushes out onto the field and then just sorta gives each other dirty looks for a little while?
Well, here's one that might be even lamer -- the supposed fight between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber that went viral Tuesday night.
TMZ, which posted the video, says the "what's up bitch" you can (barely) hear at the beginning of the clip is Bieber yelling at Bloom, but that's about as exciting as it gets. Most of the footage shows guys standing around, with a little finger-pointing for good measure.
“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” Page Six quoted a source as saying. “But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand.”
After that, “Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like, ‘She was good,'” the source was quoted as saying.
The "she" was ostensibly Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, who is reportedly friendly with The Biebs.
Another source told Page Six that Bieber didn't make the comment and didn't even know Bloom was there.
Eventually, the dispute made its way outside. Both TMZ and Page Six report that Bloom took a swing at Bieber, although that's not seen in the clip. Bieber either ducked, or the punch missed, or it connected -- all depending on which version of events you choose to believe.
In addition to Bieber's reported friendship with Kerr, Bloom has been seen with the singer's on-again, off-again girlfriend, Selena Gomez.
After the incident, Bieber sent out this tweet:
UPDATE 8/1 -- A video of the actual swing Bloom took at Bieber has surfaced from a foreign network. As Vanity Fair notes, the moment seems a bit staged (why did the reporter turn on the camera right then?) Regardless, here you have the punch heard around the world -- or rather, the punch blocked by Bieber's security guard, which still managed to make headlines: