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Sex Shop Robbery: Justin Dale Little Jim Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Into Sex Shop, 'Attempting Sexual Relations' With Blow-Up Doll

Police in Virginia say a sex shop burglar couldn't even wait to get home before he started enjoying his pillaged booty.

Investigators in Woodbridge claim Justin Dale Little Jim, a 28-year-old U.S. Army officer, broke into an adult novelty store at around 2:45 a.m. on July 5.

When officers arrived on the scene, a police dog lead them to a closet, where they allegedly found the suspect "attempting sexual relations" with a blow-up doll, prosecutors told Inside Nova.

"It's sad ... our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it," Jerry Poe, the manager of MVC Late Night sex shop, told WJLA.

Little Jim has been charged with burglary, grand larceny, and destruction of property for the incident.

He is being held in Prince William County jail in lieu of $5,000 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.

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