It's almost that time of year, when the rest of the world watches sexy, nonsensical Super Bowl commercials in order to reacquaint itself with the supermodels we know and love.
Last year Adriana Lima bagged herself a couple of ads; but in 2013, it's no secret that America's model of the moment is Kate Upton. Cue the Kate Upton Super Bowl ads in all their blonde, skin-baring glory.
Upton's Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl commercial is out -- we could say "leaked," except that Mercedes-Benz posted the spot itself on YouTube -- and it's just as you'd expect. The video title is "Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion" so you get almost what you click on: the Victoria's Secret model, clad in cutoff shorts, a tank top and surprisingly unsexy sandals, vamping it up in a slow-mo next to a sudsy car.
The only catch? Upton doesn't actually get into the washing action like you'd expect. "Dukes of Hazards" this is not.
But hey, we don't want to spoil it for you. Watch it below and stay tuned for the real thing on February 3. You are watching the Super Bowl, aren't you?