"Fox & Friends" asked Ablow on Wednesday for his thoughts on a new California law that replaces the words “husband” and “wife” with "spouse" under state laws. The new law has been described as a "milestone in the journey towards full equality" and an end to the last barrier to same-sex marriage in California.
"Nuts," Ablow said of the new law. "There's no way that the state of California can deny a marriage license to four spouses now. Eight spouses, or I would say three human spouses and the canine they absolutely love because if love is the foundation of marriage, they can love their dog, too."
That's right, folks. You heard it here first. A step forward for marriage equality will only lead to polygamy and marrying your dog.
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