There was a clear victor in Sunday’s presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: the man, the myth, the legend ― Kenneth Bone.
Bone began the night as an undecided voter who posed a question at the debate. But he ended the night as the hero America deserves.
Bone’s question was thoughtful, to be sure. He asked the candidates how they planned to meet America’s energy needs. But his question was simply overshadowed by his commanding presence and bold fashion choice ― a red power sweater worthy of Hillary Clinton herself.
It’s a sweater so vivid ― so daring ― that even Melania’s pussy bow knew to back the f**k off. It’s the one sweater to rule them all.
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And we have to represent all the lady-Bones out there!
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