Barbie Looks Like The Rest Of Us Now. Why Doesn't Ken?

It's time we give Barbie the type of man she deserves.

Humankind has made it to 2016, and it feels great to be here. Barbie's birthday is on March 9, and Ken's is two days later. He's 55 and alive at a time when there are more ways to categorize men than ever before.

You might meet a guy at the bar and immediately recognize from the way that he talks about your drink that he is a mansplainer. Or that the gentleman using three subway seats for his midday nap is a manspreader. A lot of modern qualifiers for guys these days are portmanteaus with "man" in them so that you know who you're talking about.

It's easy, isn't it?

Wherever you go, you can run into sensitive men, rugged men, nice guys who open doors for people, white guys who don't understand their privilege, handymen, craft brewers, transexual men, men who love My Little Pony, podcasters, DJs, heck: even bros.

And there are words to describe them all.

Unfortunately for girls aged 3 and up, we still have one basic Ken doll:

Boy Band Guy.

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Technically, the dolls above are from the Barbies Fashionistas collection, the same 2016 line that introduced "tall, curvy and petite" female Barbies with a range of body types, skin tones and hairstyles. In the career line, Barbie is a doctor, zoologist and film director. But no matter which way you spin it, each of the Kens from that lineup represent only one type of man: the guy who regularly gets his eyebrows threaded.

These Kens don't accurately reflect the subtle nuances of masculinity in the modern era, which have been underrepresented in the Barbie universe for too long. Girls aged 3 and up need a Ken who represents the true 2016 man.

Here are some modern/more accurate Kens we'd like to see:

  • Man Bun Ken
  • Craft Beer Belly Ken
  • Internet Troll Ken
  • Dad Ken With Elastic Jeans, Sandals And Socks, And Belt Clip For His Smartphone
  • Lumbersexual Ken
  • Trump-Voter Ken
  • Introverted Tech Support Ken
  • Athleisure Ken With Yoga Mat
  • Ken At His TEDx Talk
  • Burning Man Ken

Of course, he's evolved over the years -- Ken Carson was born on March 11, 1961 (two years after Barbie) wearing nothing but red swim trunks, cork sandals, a towel and molded plastic hair. Since then he's worn tuxedos, crop tops and an electric blue belted jumpsuit. He's gone from blonde to brunette and back, and has rooted hair now, but his clothes and coiffure aren't the only thing that's evolved.

In 1982, Mattel launched Sunsational Malibu Ken, the first African American Ken doll, complete with an Afro.

It was a step in the right direction, but it's only scratching the surface.

Modern Ken, like original Ken all those decades ago, still gives girls the wrong impression: that man would truly be happy providing love and support to his girlfriend, even if the woman is as independent and successful as Barbie.

Let's take a look through Kens of the past, and hope that he begins to evolve a little more.

Current Ken: Fashionistas Barbie Ken
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2011 Sweet Talkin' Ken
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2010 Barbie And Ken
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2010 Shavin' Ken
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1992 Totally Hair Ken
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1990s Barbie And Ken
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1984 Ken
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1979 Barbie And Ken
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1978 Ken
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1970s Barbie And Ken
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1972 Ken
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1962 Ken
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1960s Barbie And Ken
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First Ken: 1961
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