Maybe the urinal was hot.
NewsNet5 reports that Kenneth Kulas was arrested on Saturday in Eastlake, Ohio after he allegedly cursed at bags of tobacco. When cops put him in a holding cell to sober up, Kulas allegedly confessed his love for a nearby urinal. You can see footage of Kulas in the video above.
Cops were called to a local tobacco store to subdue Kulas who, according to police, was causing a disturbance by yelling and cursing at tobacco bags. He was placed under arrest and charged with disorderly conduct.
To learn more about Kulas' antics, including his alleged conversation with a bottle of vodka, go to NewsNet5.
As far as alleged drunken incidents involving urine go, it could have been a lot worse for Kulas.
A fellow Ohio resident and apparent Cleveland Browns fan was filmed dunking his head in a bucket of urine in exchange for $450.
And as far as forming an amorous relationship with an inanimate object, the suspected toilet lover is hardly alone.
Just take a look at Buzzfeed's list of ten people who love things, like a gentleman who married his pillow and a lady who wed a roller coaster.
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