This guy found himself in deep doodoo Sunday -- and that was before he got caught.
Kenneth Webster Enlow, 52, is accused of hiding in a septic tank and leering at a woman and her 7-year-old daughter in a park bathroom, KJRH reported.
The mother told police she and her child were using the woman's restroom at White Water Park in Tulsa County, Okla., when she noticed "there was a man underneath the toilet looking up at her," according to a sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
The outhouse-style bathroom has a concrete floor that separates the toilet from the waste-filled pit below, the sheriff's report said. The suspect was peering up from beneath the plastic toilet seat and "covered in feces", the report said.
Deputies say the 6-foot tall, 240-pound voyeur claimed his girlfriend "Angel" knocked him out with a tire iron and threw him into the tank.
But his story sounded like it was full of you-know-what to the officers, who slapped him with a peeping Tom charge and threw him jail in lieu of $500 bail.
Enlow also had outstanding warrants for embezzlement and illegal trash dumping, according to News On 6, and has previously been arrested for public intoxication and driving with a suspended license.