There are two basic, but contradictory rules of life: "There's a time and place for everything," and "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
Kevin Nam was arrested Friday night after allegedly going with the second rule.
New York Port Authority cops busted the 21-year-old California resident on the Holland Tunnel for allegedly defecating inside a booth along the New Jersey-bound tube’s catwalk, the New York Daily News reported.
Nam was in a car that was in the north tunnel when he told the driver he felt sick and needed to get out quickly. Police then saw him walk inside a tunnel booth and followed him. That's when they caught him in the act of pooping, NJ.com reported.
The suspect was arrested for trespassing and traffic was held up for 10 minutes while officials did a clean sweep of the area for security -- and, presumably -- hygienic reasons, UPI.com reported.