Watch Key & Peele Sing The Best Pirate Song Ever


They say "yo ho" but they don't say "ho" -- because "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

"Key & Peele" is back for season five with this rousing singalong of what pirate chanteys would sound like if buccaneers had a strong feminist streak. 

Check out the video above because this might be the only time you'll ever hear pirates sing about how their choice of language could lead to body dysmorphia. 

Also, keep an eye out -- the one without a patch, anyway -- for two great cameos: their fearsome captain, played by Rebecca Romijn, and Will Sasso, who was on "Mad TV" with Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

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