Behold, the KFC Double Down Dog:
Yes -- it's exactly what you think it is. A fried chicken hot dog bun surrounding a hot dog covered in a cheesy, slimy sauce of sorts. It even looks like there are bits of relish in the sauce.
Currently, the Double Down Dog is only being sold in the Philippines from January 26-27 and most locations have already sold out.
KFC is calling this "outrageously meaty KFC Double Down Dog" a "legendary sandwich," but we're not sure if it's worth risking a heart attack for.
We don't even know what else there is to say.