Kim Kardashian vs. Miami Artist Bert Rodriguez: Who Looks Better In Silver? (POLL)

Kim Kardashian recently stripped down for W Magazine's "Art Issue," a casting choice that continues to bewilder, wearing nothing but silver paint and a signature smirk. This week, in honor of the start of Art Basel Miami Beach (read our ultimate guide to the fairs here), Miami New Times struck back with their own silver-clad cover featuring Miami-based artist Bert Rodriguez. Rodriguez did make one merciful concession that Kim didn't - a strategically placed sock - but otherwise the editorials are virtually identical. So the question is: which do you prefer?