We first learned of Jimmy Kimmel's "Hottie Body Hump Club" during his post-Oscars special, where he showed us how hotties like Scarlet Johansson, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Biel stay fit with his "Humpilates" workout. On Monday night's show, he aired part 2: the Jim-Miracle diet!
Kimmel's patented "communigorging calorestriction system" allows him, Jimmy Kimmel, to eat 80% of your food for you. Even real doctor Neil Patrick Harris endorses it, and as you'll see in the sketch below, it's used by the likes of Heidi Klum, Amanda Seyfried, Rebecca Romijn, Anna Faris, Kristen Bell, Marisa Miller, January Jones and Kerry Washington.
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