Someone was having a crappy day.
An Cincinnati man is facing charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency after he allegedly pooped on the scanner at a Kroger grocery store.
Police arrested 23-year-old Colin Murphy on Sunday after a store employee accused him of stripping naked, according to WCPO.com.
Then, after disrobing, Murphy allegedly sat on the scanner at a self checkout register and answered nature's call then and there, according to The Smoking Gun.
Prior to the incident, witnesses said they saw Murphy stumbling around the store slurring his speech and reeking of booze, according to the New York Daily News.
Murphy was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct and taken to the Hamilton County Jail.
He was later released on $2,000 bail, according to WLWT.com.