We're not trying to be cheeky here, but grab a seat, and we'll get to the bottom of this.
Kurt Braunohler -- comedian, skywriter and jet skier -- is hauling a giant paper-mache butt on the back end of his truck trailer. He's hightailing it across the country to a promote his new Comedy Central pilot called "Better. Dumber. Faster. with Kurt Braunohler."
Now, why would someone do this? Braunohler says he wants to inject some "absurdity into stranger’s lives to make this bleak world a little bit brighter." We imagine when people see this massive tookus flashing down the highway, faces will be as lit up as a full moon. And we don't blame them.
It is a large butt. It is 14-feet tall, 15-feet long, 8-feet wide and weighs 1600 lbs. It’s actually a double butt. It’s got a butt on both sides. A front butt and a back butt. So no matter what angle you see it from, you get all the butt.
Braunohler is making stops in Las Vegas, Denver, Kansas City, Louisville and Washington, D.C., and other towns across this great nation. God bless, America.