Lady Gaga's Perfume To Contain Her Blood, Smell Like 'Expensive Hooker' (AUDIO)

After reports surfaced last month that Lady Gaga wanted her fragrance to smell like blood and semen, Gaga set the record straight on Australia's "Kyle and Jackie O" radio show.

She explained, "No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker." Oh. Ok, then. Our bad on the misinformation.

She added, "I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that's where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn't smell like that." And the blood part was taken out of Gaga's own blood sample. Certainly a must-have for Spring beauty!

At first, we couldn't believe this interview was real...but there are plenty of photos of the songstress in the studio with the deejays.