Larry William Henry really likes pigs -- so much that he's not allowed near them.
When authorities found Henry drunk and naked in a hog barn near Millersville, Pennsylvania, on June 26, he told them point blank: "I just like pigs," according to WPVI TV.
Henry, 64, also told cops that he had finished a six-pack of, fittingly, Hamm's beer during his pig party, according to Local21News.com.
Henry was very familiar with the farm where he chose to go high on the hog. He was banned from the property after a 2011 trespassing incident, Lancaster Crime Watch reports.
Henry was charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass, defiant trespass and public drunkenness, but was released after paying $25,000 unsecured bail. He is due in court later this month, LancasterOnline.com reports.
The hogs were unavailable for comment.