Some things in life are a given. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, and your Starbucks barista will likely screw up your name.
It doesn't matter how simple of a name you might have. It could be something fairly common and simple to spell, like Helen, and Starbucks will still mess it up.
And when your barista thinks they totally know which famous Hollywood actress you are -- but really, they totally don't -- they'll still misspell the name that wasn't yours to begin with.
For any Starbucks baristas out there, below is a side-by-side comparison of actresses Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster -- and take note that it's Jodie, not Jody.