Lisa Frank, the '90s illustrator who made you fantasize about leaping through rainbow vortexes with a flirty Labrador who's better accessorized than you are, is hiring.
For real. Like, click right here and apply.
Like, in just a few days, you could finally show your fourth-grade self you're not just some loser who's forgotten about the importance of peace, luv and tiny backpacks. You're a f**king multicolored unicorn in a (kind of) grown woman's body and all you need is the right opportunity to change the world with your mad doodle skills.
Back off, haters. Back off, adulthood. Back off, everyone else who wants this job.
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