Comedy comes from pain, and there are few things more painful than gathering around the table on an increasingly politically incorrect holiday getting your buttons pushed by the people you rather reluctantly (and only under duress) refer to as your blood relatives.
So why not keep the social media universe on the edge of its metaphorical seat by creating a continuous stream of 140-character updates from the land of hideous family interactions? Let all your Twitter followers be treated to a play-by-play as each new indignity, insult or pet peeve comes flying across your plate of turkey.
Below is a brief stream of sarcasm and vitriol to get you started. With luck, you will be inspired to give your Twitter followers hours of knowing, voyeuristic and, well, yes, rather sick pleasure. And who wouldn't be thankful for that?
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