Living alone has some amazing perks, like sleeping diagonally across your bed or eating directly from the ice cream carton without any outside judgment. But let’s be real here: there are also some obvious drawbacks. Case in point: Freaking out over any minor noise after a horror movie commercial comes on.
Below, we’ve collected 24 hilariously relatable tweets from people who are all too familiar with the highs and lows of living alone.
If something terrible were to happen to me. I'd like to think whoever found me would say "he had some really good tabs open." #livingalone
— Luke Johnson (@lukejohnsonpoet) December 15, 2014
There's no one to blame but myself. #LivingAlone #thestruggleisreal pic.twitter.com/kAtQNhr4Ew
— Chris Curran (@curranchris) November 20, 2015
Just told my burning food (out loud) to "hang on a sec". #livingalone
— Stephanie Yarborough (@smyarborough) March 8, 2016
Is it acceptable to get married just so I have someone to zip up my dresses for me? #livingalone
— MoNikki (@MoNikki) September 2, 2015
Shit, gotta tidy up. Food delivery guy is on their way. #DoorDash #LivingAlone
— jeff karpala (@jeffkarpala) November 24, 2015
It's really insane that buying a 12 pack of toilet paper today means I won't need to do it again until sometime in the fall #livingalone
— Court (@Courknob) July 31, 2016
Ignacio and Frederick, the spider and roach living in my bathtub have both passed. #rip #livingalone
— Amy Willis (@amynwillis) June 3, 2016
Just cooking chicken nuggets and doing my Ray Romano impression over and over, you? #livingalone
— Michael Donaghy (@michaeldonaghy) October 8, 2015
I literally just said the words "I've been practicing my meows to communicate..." #livingalone #goingcrazy?
— Sarah Dearstyne (@sarahdee43) May 15, 2016
Honesty hour: I've farted more in the last month than I have my entire life. #livingalone #newhome #truth #letitgo #classybroad #happysunday
— Kimberly-Ann Truong (@trukimmy) April 3, 2016
Well, it finally happened. I definitely walked into the living room with no pants and the blinds up. #oops #livingalone
— KB (@sexydancrshrimp) June 10, 2016
Some days I feel like a strong, independent woman. Other days I spend half an hour trying to open a pickle jar. #livingalone
— Isabella Cooper (@bellacooper37) July 18, 2015
He then learned perhaps it's not the best idea to do backflips using his pull up bar alone at midnight. #livingalone #helpful #success
— Mick Lambuth (@MickLambuth) March 29, 2016
Taking off your bra while eating a sandwich #livingalone
— Christa Samson (@Oiseau_Noire) September 13, 2015
Does anyone else ever pretend you have a cooking show when you're making dinner and just narrate what you're doing? #livingalone
— Stacie Hecht (@Stacie_Hecht) July 13, 2016
Just gave a speech to my refrigerator. #LivingAlone
— Lindsey George (@Lindsey_Frenzy) April 3, 2016
I pretty much just watched an episode of criminal minds sitting on the couch more or less wrapped in only a towel, because #LivingAlone.
— Apparition Life (@ApparitionLife) July 10, 2016
Ever get naked while doing laundry to make sure every piece of clothing you own is clean? #livingalone
— The Wolf of Ryan St. (@JacobRossConner) December 28, 2013
last night i discovered my natural reaction to seeing a spider run along my kitchen floor is to throw coleslaw at it #livingalone
— daisy writes. (@daisywritesthis) July 2, 2015
*Adds "can put on duvet cover by herself without hurting self" on CV* #LivingAlone
— Deepali Agarwal (@DeepaliAgarwal_) November 10, 2014
No one here to judge me, but nobody else could have gotten popcorn kernels in the bathroom #livingalone #Bachelorette
— Lady Boots (@LadyOfOldBoots) March 16, 2016
*eats around moldy part of food* #LivingAlone
— Eric Pritchett (@ERCPRTCHTT) May 11, 2015
I think a neigbour just heard me laughing like a hyena on a tumblr post#livingalone
— シナモン (@solrundis) February 24, 2016
Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom. #livingalone #prettysweet #visualize
— Ryan (@ryancmacnab) July 31, 2014
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