WARNING: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" spoilers below!
Until now, we had to make do with the likes of Depressed Darth and Yoda to sate our desire for "Star Wars" character parodies on Twitter. But lucky for us, "The Force Awakens" has drummed up two new joke accounts that are rapidly gaining followers: "Emo Kylo Ren" and "Very Lonely Luke."
By the end of J.J. Abrams' installment in the intergalactic epic, we're acquainted with Adam Driver as Kylo Ren -- aka Ben Solo, aka the son of Leia (Carrie Fisher) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford), aka the former student of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) turned to the Dark Side. As a lanky, raven-headed kid decked out in black robes, it's not a great leap to imagine him shopping at Hot Topic for nail polish.
Emo Kylo Ren tweets about all those things, along with the secret to achieving his flowing locks.
Meanwhile, Very Lonely Luke tries to fill in the gaps between when we last saw Luke Skywalker in his much younger days, and where he ends up in "The Force Awakens" -- a solitary hooded figure atop a cliff, staring at the near-endless expanse of sea before him.
He'd certainly have had time to think about stuff.
It's going to be a long 507 days until "Episode VIII."
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