Major Garrett Is America's Most Heroic Twitterer

I hope everyone is following Major Garrett on Twitter today, because he's in Prague, just getting himself straight up tipsy, tweeting like an American hero!

NICE. Just getting your drank on, peeping the baseball game, like anyone in Prague!

I'm feeling you. FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm drinking a Pabst even as I type this. I'm pretty sure the mojito is Vaclav Havel's favorite drink, too.

Absinth? Man, Major Garrett, you get buck wild!

And then, BOOM: Drops the Friday newsdump knowledge without skipping a beat. What can I say? BALLER. (It's "JOHNSEN," but no worries! I don't think the Obama administration remembers her name, either!)

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