Did you ever want to ruin the Republican party at home? NOW YOU CAN! Cook up your very own Donald Trump by following this VERY easy how-to! Thanks to this step-by-step process, you'll have a restaurant quality blowhard-narcissist-GOP-nominee before you can say "MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT!"
FULL RECIPE:
- 2 Gallons Milk
- 3 Quarts Snake Oil
- 1 White Idiot Man
- 64 Ounces Cheeto Dust
- 3 Bricks of Cheese
- 1 Gallon Self-Tanner
- 3 Hams
- 10 Tiny Sausages (fingers)
- 1 Suit, Size XXL
- White Supremacy (1 Dollop)
- Asbestos (hair)
- More Ham!
This video, written by Paul Gale and John Trowbridge, shows you how to make your very own Trump from scratch.
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