Imagine this guy in the secretarial pool.
Guinness World Records recently posted video of Vinod Kumar Chaudhary of New Delhi breaking the record for typing with his nose.
Yes, there is such a record. No, you probably shouldn't practice in front of your boss.
Chaudhary pecked, er, typed, the phrase "Guinness world records have challenged me to type this sentence using my nose in the fastest time" in 46.30 seconds. The previous record was more than a second slower.
To reach beak performance, Chaudhary practiced four hours a day, he told Guinness.
"Typing is my profession as well as passion, which inspired me to try something different and outstanding," Chaudhary said.
He actually set the mark in December 2014 at Jawaharlal Nehru University in New Delhi. Guinness verified the record recently before featuring it on the Guinness World Records "Spotlight" show, posted to YouTube Aug. 26.
Here's another crazy typing record Chaudhary could pursue. Well, maybe not.
H/T Laughing Squid
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