Lettuce start by saying, this could happen to anyone.
You see some lettuce, you want some lettuce, you stick your head in lettuce.
Been there, done that and bought the t-shirt. (The t-shirt has our head stuck in lettuce.)
We're not here to mana-tease you, manatee. We're here to tell you that we feel your pain.
Enjoy that tricky lettuce, friend. You'll have the last laugh.
There are some in The Huffington Post newsroom that question whether this photo has been photoshopped in an effort to malign the intelligence of manatees. The thought of this being the case makes us so boiling mad that we have to calm ourselves down with deep breaths.