During the testimony of former FBI Director /www.huffingtonpost.com/topic/james-comey"}}" data-beacon-parsed="true">James Comey on Thursday, Sen. Marco Rubio’s (R-Fla.) line of questioning was far less interesting to Twitter than his hair.
People ― including Rubio himself ― have been discussing the senator’s locks for years with many speculating that he’s actually balding and wearing a toupee. Whatever the status of his follicles, Rubio’s questions to Comey were overlooked by numerous individuals on Twitter because his once thin-looking hair ... appeared to be lush and full.
Never mind possible obstructions of justice: There’s a hair-mergency!
Can’t wait to see the ‘do he rocks next time he makes a public appearance ...