Apparently, the Democrats have a secret plan to win the midterms.
Well, it was a secret ― but now controversial Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has blown things wide open, revealing the plan before those danged libs and extra-cautious moderates could implement it.
The transphobic, conspiracy-promoting lawmaker, who previously warned the world about “Jewish space lasers” and the dreaded “gazpacho police,” now says the Democrats are plotting to ― sensitive readers may wish to leave the room ― “create happiness” for voters.
“I think we’re going to hear Joe Biden, he’s going to claim victory over COVID,” Greene said. “And if he does that, then you’ll know the Democrats are lying.”
“You’ll know for sure, like we’ve already known all along, that they’re just using COVID for politics and they’re very much looking to move on and create happiness going into the midterms,” she went on. (This would presumably be a big deal, and worth trying to prevent ― unlike, say, people dying in hospitals overwhelmed by COVID-19.)
It’s possible that Democrats really are trying to destroy the United States with, ugh, happiness. But the Georgia Republican isn’t known for making accurate statements ― or having any kind of awareness at all, really.
For instance, Greene spoke at a white nationalist conference on Saturday, but later claimed she was unaware of the group’s views.
In November, Greene had to be reminded that the federal infrastructure funds she described as “communist” are what built the nation’s highway system.