Forget Candy, Mark Sanford Gives Trick-Or-Treaters The Constitution

Happy Halloween. Accordingly, Pocket Constitutions are at the ready for today’s trick-or-treaters. pic.twitter.com/hnQTfeCPHy

— Mark Sanford (@RepSanfordSC) October 31, 2018

Flash forward to your life tomorrow morning: pic.twitter.com/wTDfUCscLg

— JOSHUA MACABRE 👻🦇🎃 (@billyliberty) October 31, 2018

Sanford is lucky kids can't vote, because the anti-candy platform would get you kicked right out office. FAST. https://t.co/0RiJYD6Ifd

— Sarah Burris (@SarahBurris) October 31, 2018

this is a brazen effort to boost sales by the American Egg Board https://t.co/IA7fKsQNPU

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcS) October 31, 2018

Can’t you at least tape some Smarties to them or something https://t.co/kmtNUEnGh0

— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) October 31, 2018

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— Jeff D (@JDinALB) October 31, 2018

wouldn't the little darlings get more use from a map of the Appalachian Trail? asking for a friend

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 31, 2018

At least he didn't hand out a copy of marriage vows...

— Janet Morris (@janersm) October 31, 2018

Does that also come with a moral compass??
Asking for America

— Blue Dot Special 💙 (@jeanna_bluedot) October 31, 2018

Thoughts and prayers for your trees and windows.

— Jim Goldsmith (@j_goldsmith) October 31, 2018