Be careful what you ask for, Ella Wahlberg.
Judging by her face when her dad started spitting rhymes, Ella regretted her request right away. She was not ready for what was coming.
“I’m your 45-year-old father and I got a rap and if you keep misbehaving I’mma give your behind a slap, mhmm, and it’s called a spanking,” he rapped, warranting a shocked reaction from his daughter across the table.
But he didn’t stop there. As Ella motioned for him to cut the rap short, Marky Mark kept on going.
“And later in life you’re gonna thank me ‘cause all the advice that I’m giving you is good for you, and if I’m not your butt and behind’s gonna be black and blue,” he said.
Ella was downright mortified:
We may not have rappers for dads, but we feel you, Ella. We feel you.