Marshawn Lynch is the best.
Threatened with a potential $500,000 NFL fine if he decided not to attend Super Bowl media day, the Seattle Seahawks’ star running back hosted an all-time press conference on Tuesday. Here’s how it started:
“Oh, it’s starting? Well, then let me start. Hey, I’m just here so I don’t get fined. So y’all can sit here and ask me all the questions y’all want to. I’m going to answer with the same answer. So y’all can shoot if y’all please.”
Reporters then proceeded to ask a bunch of questions, which makes sense, considering it is their job and all. But Lynch, with only the slightest bit of variation, kept explaining that he was just there so he wouldn’t get fined.
Seriously, that’s basically all he said.
Here’s a video compilation to prove we’re not lying
But to be honest, aren’t we all just here so we don’t get fined?