Just when we thought we had reached the nadir/apex of human existence in a post-"Anaconda" world, here's Mastodon's music video for "The Motherload." The video is basically a butt avalanche; swarms of women twerk really fast from a distance (and twerk some more in slow-motion close ups). There's also some tree people, these guys carrying a giant bell (for whatever reason someone carries a giant bell), terrifying snake women with access to a chemistry set and a giant goat demon. But never mind any of that because there are so many people shaking about in the name of a good ol' American twerk off.
Watch the video above.