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All The Hilarious Reasons Kids Are Just The Worst

07/16/2015 12:16pm ET

For all the parents out there who have seen the worst side of kids, this video is for you.

As part of his "Whine About It" series -- in which he drinks at his desk and complains about everything from annoying couples to people on Instagram -- BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai took on kids. In a video titled "Reasons Why Kids Are The Absolute Worst," he hilariously summed up all the awful things about children.

Reasons Why Kids Are The Absolute Worst

This week on Whine About It... REASONS WHY KIDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST

Posted by Matt Bellassai on Wednesday, July 15, 2015

So what exactly is so bad about them? Boogers, for one. "Every kid’s nose looks like a scene from 'Zero Dark Thirty,'" Bellassai said in the video.

He mentions that whether it’s mashed potatoes or French fries, food will inevitably be everywhere if a kid is involved. "What type of animal doesn’t finish a potato-based food?" he quipped. "Kids -- because they have no soul."

Then, there’s all that crying for no reason. "You know what’s a good reason to cry?" Bellassai asked. "Student loan debt."

Kids, gotta love ‘em.

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